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Etched Decanter "Inebriated Intentions" series. Sweep a lovie off their feet with some smooth talkin'. Impress a bestie with a toast for the ages. Make a sibling laugh with a funny drinking quote. Say what we all are really thinking with this permanently engraved These bottles have etching on one side only. ⚡️ Etched with laser precision for incredible detail 💪 Robust, thick glass for lasting durability 🧼 Permanent etching that won’t wash or wear off ♻️ Reusable product in our disposable culture for lifelong enjoyment. 👨👩👧👦 Crafted and made to order in Santa Rosa, CA, by us. This decanter reads: Relationships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, & inappropriate behavior
Refunds & Returns Policy
All apparel, handbags, jewelry, and candles may be returned within 15 days of delivery for a full refund.
All bedding, chair covers & tablecloths are custom made and therefore non-returnable.
While we hope you love these one-of-a-kinds, that we loved searching for high and low for, they are Non-Returnable.
If you have any questions or concerns about any of our products, please do not hesitate to contact us.
We are committed to providing you with 100% customer satisfaction. There will be a 20% restocking fee for the following items: new home decor, pillows, lighting, rugs. Return shipping is the responsibility of the customer - we recommend using a trackable service should your return go missing.
Shipping Policy
Free shipping: every order, every time.
We ship all items from our NY store. You will receive a tracking number via email as soon as your item is shipped.
Shipping on returns:
Return shipping is the responsibility of the customer - we recommend using a trackable service should your return go missing.
Items damaged in transit:
We do our best to pack each item very carefully and ensure each piece is secure before it leaves the store. You as the buyer will be responsible for filing any claims for damage incurred during shipping. Please get in touch and we will assist as best possible to help you file your claim.